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staceymayjones:

I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter…building stairs.

I’m not worried about the downsize, I’ll be alright. But if there does have to be a cull then so be it. I mean that’s just natural selection. In the wild some people wouldn’t survive. I mean, imagine a warehouse where a little midget fella is driving a fork-lift, ok? He can’t see over the top. He’s got great, big, platform shoes on..so he can reach the pedals, ‘coz of his little legs…I mean Anton’s a lovely bloke, don’t get me wrong, but should he be working here?

Pam: Hey, Dwight? Um… my friend is kind of into these two girls that he works with.
Dwight: Nice.
Pam: One is tall and brunette, and the other one is short and blond and perky and kind of judgmental. Who do you think he should choose?
Dwight: Does he have access to their medical records?