TV Bits

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

staceymayjones:

Lindsay: We would like you to tutor our daughter.
Tobias: Of course, we’re having a bit of a cash flow problem, but I assure you, if you bring our little girl’s grades up, I will pack your sweet pink mouth with so much ice cream you’ll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.

Tobias: …and that’s how you deal with unwanted visitors.  Time for me to take off my receptionist skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince Of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.
Michael: …what?

Hello my name is Tobias Funke and I’ll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick.  In fact, just today, I saw a slither of his buttocks and they’re as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry.