TV Bits

“This is even more painful than it looks.”

Narrator: (Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.)
Recording: “Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Recording: “I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.”
Tobias: Out of context.
Recording: “I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.”
Narrator: (…and he realized there was something distinctive about the way he speaks.)

Jez: Crunchy Nut Cornflakes are just Frosties for wankers.
Mark: Yeah, well, Frosties are just Cornflakes for people who can’t face reality.