TV Bits

Dennis: You cut the sleeves off of all your t-shirts. What, so you could show off your tats? Those are really original, dude.
Mac: They’re tribal.
Dennis: Oh, they’re—they’re tri..—I’m sorry, what tribe are you from?

Charlie: The real map is tattooed on my body.
MAC: Get out of here! Where?
Charlie: Right here.
MAC: You can’t be serious?
Charlie: Oh I’m dead serious.
MAC: This is impossible.
Charlie: It is very possible.
MAC: Dude I’m not looking in your butt.
Charlie: You have to dude that’s the only way to find the will!
MAC: Alright but you got to swear not to tell anybody.
Charlie: I swear.
MAC: Can’t see anything.
Charlie: Look closer.  What you see?
MAC: Nothing.
Charlie: Ah, but what do you smell!?