TV Bits

McGarnigle: You gotta tell ‘em what you saw, Billy.

Little Billy: But I’m scared,

McGarnigle: Do it for me, Billy. For McGarnigle.

Little Billy: Okay… for you… McGarnigle.

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Police Chief: Well McGarnigle. Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!

McGarnigle: Hey! I’m tryin’ to eat lunch here!

Homer: “Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you HoJu.”

Bart: “…I’ll get back to you on that”