TV Bits

staceymayjones:

One day Michael came in complaining about a speed-bump, on the highway..I wonder who he ran over then.

Phyllis: Sorry I didn’t know you guys were in here.
Jim: Ohh no, we’re just sittin’ here.
Phyllis: Couldn’t see your hands.

Pam: Michael Scott’s Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.
Michael: Pro-Am.
Pam: Pro-Am race for the… They hung up.

Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin; pretty scary and I’m thinking that the next time you’re in the shower you should check yourself out, you know, give yourself an exam.  Those things are like ticking time bags.

Jim’s been looking at me kind of..a lot all week.  I would be creeped out by it but it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me.