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Is there a God? If not, what are all these churches for?  And, who is Jesus’ dad?

We had a foreign exchange student when I was young. And, we called him my brother, and that’s what I thought he was. Um, then he went home to what is formerly Yugoslavia, taking all of my blue jeans, with him. And I had to spend the entire winter in shorts. That is what Ryan is like: A fake brother who steals your jeans.

Michael: Look at how big he is! Look at you! You are so..mature, and old and… little man now. You’re like our little man.
Kevin: Little Old Man Boy.
Ryan: Michael, everybody, um—
Kevin: Bearded Man Boy.

Yeah, Ryan snapped at me. But there was this tinkle in his eye, that I picked up on, which said, “Dude, we’re friends. I’m doing this for appearances. I am the big boss now. And I have to seem like an ogre. But you know me, and you trust me and we like each other. And we’ll always be friends. And I would never take you for granted in a million years. And I miss you, man, and I love you”… His words.

I’m not superstitious - but I am a little…stitious.

As a farmer, I know that when an animal is sick, sometimes the right thing to do is to put it out of its misery. With the electricity we’re using to keep Meredith alive, we could power a small fan for two days. You tell me what’s unethical.