TV Bits

Andy: This is not the first time rumours about me being gay have come up. Twice before actually. Just a weird coincidence. A little too weird. Almost makes you wonder if it’s not a coincidence at all! Whoa! Which it is, of course. But it makes you wonder.

One of you will do quite well in business, just unlimited potential. One of you will make a living and nothing more. And one of you will make a great mother.

Tim: I was wondering if a military man like you, – you know, a soldier – could you give a man a lethal blow?

Gareth: If I was forced to I could. If it was absolutely necessary. If he was attacking me.

Tim: If he was coming really hard.

Gareth: Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.

Dawn: And do you always imagine doing it face to face with a bloke or could you take a man from behind?

Gareth: Either way is easy.

Dawn: Either way. And so you could do a man from behind?

Gareth: Yeah.

Dawn: Yeah … lovely.

How do you untell something? You can’t. You can’t put words back in your mouth. What you can do, is spread false gossip… so people think that everything that’s been said is untrue. Include that Stanley is having an affair. It’s like the end of Spartacus. I have seen that movie half a dozen times and I still don’t know who the real Spartacus is. And that is what makes that movie a classic whodunnit.

Kevin: Who’s been saying there’s another person inside of me, working me with controls!?

Andy: Let me give you a scenario. I’m at like a beach cabana, and Brad Pitt approaches. Tries to lean in and kiss me. I would definitely resist, like at first. But if he was persistent, I might give in a little bit just to see what it felt like. Would I push him away? How hard? Like, what if he’s really aggressive?

Oscar: If you resisted Brad Pitt a little bit he would still.. need to get to you?

Andy: This is not real Brad Pitt, this is like, in my—this is my fantasy. Or not a fantasy it’s like what I’m—it’s just a scenario.

Oscar: Wow I—I wish I could help you. I don’t—you might be gay, you might be gay.