TV Bits

George: Maura, I want you to know, I’ve given this a lot of thought. I’m sorry, but we have to break up.
Maura: No.
George: What’s that?
Maura: We’re not breaking up.
George: We’re not?
Maura: No.
George: …alright.

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

G.O.B.: So you came back here to hide like a child.
Michael: What are you doing locked in my office, exactly?
G.O.B.: Hiding from a child. Big difference.
Michael: G.O.B., Steve Holt is your son. He probably just feels a connection.
G.O.B.: He doesn’t know what he feels! I’m tired of being told…my God, what is this feeling?
Michael: Well, you know the feeling that you’re…that you’re feeling is what many of us call “a feeling.”
G.O.B.: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.
Michael: Could it be love?
G.O.B.: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s… it’s like my heart is getting hard. Maybe I am ready to be a father.

So which one is Jim?

(Relax! Play it cool, she loves me. She’s not just here because she hasn’t got a TV.)