TV Bits

staceymayjones:

One day Michael came in complaining about a speed-bump, on the highway..I wonder who he ran over then.

staceymayjones:

I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter…building stairs.

Wait a minute, Dunder Mifflin already has a website and quite frankly, I don’t see what’s wrong with it.

Phyllis: Sorry I didn’t know you guys were in here.
Jim: Ohh no, we’re just sittin’ here.
Phyllis: Couldn’t see your hands.

Pam: Michael Scott’s Dunder-Mifflin, Scranton, Meredith Palmer memorial, celebrity rabies awareness, fun run race for the cure, this is Pam.
Michael: Pro-Am.
Pam: Pro-Am race for the… They hung up.

DWIGHT: It’s a terrible idea.
JIM: What is?
DWIGHT: Them, in there, all together. They stay in there too long, they’re gonna get on the same cycle; wreak havoc on our plumbing.

Hey Pam, all this stuff with Kevin; pretty scary and I’m thinking that the next time you’re in the shower you should check yourself out, you know, give yourself an exam.  Those things are like ticking time bags.