TV Bits

Homer: “Do you want to change your name to Homer Jr.? The kids can call you HoJu.”

Bart: “…I’ll get back to you on that”

“This is even more painful than it looks.”

(via staceymayjones)

Bart: Look at those looters, breaking things, setting fires. They’re living my dream and you won’t let me join them. Please can I throw one little…
Homer: No!
Bart: What if I just burn down a…
Homer: No!
Bart: Can I at least…
Homer: No! I’ve caused enough trouble already by plugging in that Santa Claus. No more irresponsible behavior.
Bart: Can I have a beer.
Homer: Alright, but not the imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: You’ve got to set limits, Marge!