TV Bits

Gob: My middle and index fingers are…
Dr. Stein: …switched for the first time ever!

G.O.B.: Michael! I’ve been looking for you.
Michael: Looks like you’ve been looking for dragons…in the future.

Well, Michael, you really are quite the Cupid, aren’t you? I tell you, you can zing your arrow into my buttocks any time.

Narrator: (Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.)
Recording: “Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.”
Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.
Recording: “I’ve been in the film business for a while but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.”
Tobias: Out of context.
Recording: “I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak.”
Narrator: (…and he realized there was something distinctive about the way he speaks.)

George Sr.: I haven’t had sex in a month.
Michael: You know, you’ve been here two months.

GOB: You mean the guy we’re meeting with can’t even grow his own hair?! Come on!
Michael: It’s called alopecia…

Then, mistaking a group of garishly dressed men for pirates, Tobias boarded a van full of homosexuals.