TV Bits

Apparently Plato, who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship, was pretty excited about it. He named it after himself. He said “Yeah, I got this new thing— “platonic”. My idea, my name, callin’ it after myself… What I do is, I go out with the girls, I talk with them— don’t do anything… and go right home. What’dya think? I think it’s going to be big!” I bet you there were other guys in history that tried to get relationships named after them, but it didn’t work. Y’know, I bet you there were guys who tried to do it, just went: “Hi, my name’s Rico. Would you like to go to bed immediately? Hey, it’s a “Riconic relationship…”