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George: So she coughed…?

Jerry: Coughing? Naked? It’s a turnoff, man.

George: Everything goes with naked.

Jerry: When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles that suddenly spring into action.  It’s like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball in his stomach in slow motion.

George: Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man. You know how much mental energy I expend trying to picture women naked?

Jerry: But the thing you don’t realize is there’s good naked and bad naked. Naked hair brushing, good. Naked crouching…bad.