TV Bits

Jerry: So Sophie gave me the “it’s me” on the phone today.
Elaine: “It’s me”? Isn’t that a little premature?
Jerry: I thought so.
Elaine: She’s not a “me.” I’m a “me.”
George: I’m against all “it’s me’s”. So self-absorbed and egotistical. It’s like those hip musicians with their complicated shoes.