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staceymayjones:

love it. Mean Girls.

Gob: My middle and index fingers are…
Dr. Stein: …switched for the first time ever!

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staceymayjones:

Karen: Why are you dressed so scary? 

Cady: It’s Halloween. 

McGarnigle: You gotta tell ‘em what you saw, Billy.

Little Billy: But I’m scared,

McGarnigle: Do it for me, Billy. For McGarnigle.

Little Billy: Okay… for you… McGarnigle.

…

Police Chief: Well McGarnigle. Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to ear!

McGarnigle: Hey! I’m tryin’ to eat lunch here!